The Casino
The Unending Addventure - episode 64449
As you approach the casino doors, they open before you. A man in a tuxedo greets
you and tells you that in order to be allowed in you have to have a tux. Lucky
for you he has a little room off to the side where you can be fitted with a made
to order zoot suit just for you. He also advises that you brush you teeth. That
fish breath is a little strong.Five minutes later, you have fresh breath,
and a tux to kill for (hey, this IS only a story).
The place is beautiful. There
are lights and mirriors all around the room. The tapestry is a combination of
ruby and gold and the carpet is so thick you can't even see those italian leather shoes
they just gave you. Unbelievably beautiful women dressed in low cut sequined
dresses are all around you. You think you've died and gone to heaven.
Then
it hits you. You only have a single silver dollar in your pocket. A gorgeous
brunette with ice blue eyes approaches you. Actually, she kinda looks like
Lilly Langtry (Stacy Hiduk) from Kindred:The Embraced. Actually, it is!
Anyway, she's smokin as always in a skin tight black dress, and she
asks,"What's your pleasure tonight?"
What do you do?
- Kiss Her- She looks yummy!
- Ask,"So, How's Julian Luna lately?" -even though you know it's a sore subject with her.
- Take out the silver dollar and put it in her cleavage.
- Ask her to blow on your dice and hope she takes it the RIGHT/WRONG way (depends on how you look at it).
- Hope she doesn't decide to embrace you- those teeth marks are harder to cover up than a hicky!
- Walk around her and check her out from behind.
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"C-Squared"
Tue Jun 4 16:33:56 1996