You find yourself holding a scimitar in one hand and a spyglass in the other, up in the Crow's Nest of a large wooden ship, looking out with no sight of land. However, there is another ship in the distance, flagged Spanish and ripe for the picking. Dozens of crewmen are down below you, readying for battle.
The captain calls up to you, and asks if they look like easy pickings. As you look out at them, it's clear that they do. They seem to be slow and have a minimal number of cannon. You reply:
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