It was simple. Fred was over with Barbera the Blonde when all of a sudden a large, trams-dimensional starship disappeared from open space.
And crashed into your dorm room. Thus, you found yourself impaled upon the bow of the single largest vessal in history, and Barbera became a redhead.
Those folks controlling the judges gavel have ruled that, seeing as you split your time between being a blood-thirsty SOB and a kind, caring person, you may chose Heaven...or HECK! So, there you are, at the Staircase. It is when you see this staircase you realize you are in a browser-based Internet game, but it doesn't matter.
Up.
Or down.
Or stay on this page for eternity and rot only fifteen thousand meters above heck. You pick.
Good luck.
candidate 54