You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. > GO EAST You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. > GO NORTH You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. > GO WEST You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. > GO NORTH ERROR #647: Player in undeclared room > READ ERROR MESSAGE WARNING #54: Fourth wall weakened. > LOOK THROUGH HOLE IN FOURTH WALL ERROR #665: Player object allocating main memory. > ATTACK WALL WITH MAIN MEMORY. WARNING #56: Fourth wall broken. > GO OUT THROUGH FOURTH WALL ERROR #671: Player has left the game.
Free at last! You, a nondescript player character from a mid-1980's text adventure, have finally escaped the bonds of your program. Now, the whole universe will be your game.
You are in a memory card of twisty little bits, all alike.
You go north.
You are in a motherboard of twisty little buses, all alike.
You go east.
You are in a hard drive of twisty little sectors, all alike.
You go south.
You are in a power supply of twisty little electrons, all alike.
You go east.
You are on a staircase of smooth wide steps, all alike.