Scott likes The Ramones

Endless Perspectives - episode 928

Pirate just offered Scott a pint of beer. Scott says in response "No, I like The Ramones." The pirate is taken aback. He thinks Scott's already had enough for one day.

"Aaar matey, so y'like the Ramones, do ya?" Pirate spits in Scott's face. "Well, so be it! Here's two concert tickets we got when me an' my mates knocked over a Ticketmaster! Enjoy, matey! Aaarr!"

Scott smiles huge and takes the tickets. He can't believe the pirate would be so generous. Scott runs out of the room, to the street, and to the nearest concert hall. Suddenly, two blocks away, Scott slams on the brakes when he suddenly realizes...

THE RAMONES BROKE UP. THESE TICKETS ARE FAKE.

He looks down. Yep. These concerts were for The Ramones at Tycoon Hall on June 76th, 0002. Scott scowls. He's been scammed again! As he tears up the tickets, Scott contemplates what to do.

  1. Go back and pound Pirate's face in.
  2. Throw himself in front of a bus.
  3. Sit on the sidewalk and write bad poetry.
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Ben McClellan (I got 928!)

Fri Jan 22 00:08:27 1999

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