Scott forgets...

Endless Perspectives - episode 9245

Scott is forced to abandon what his parents taught him when he was just a toddler, and not soil himself just because he doesn't feel like using a toliet. He's too drunk to care, and his main concern is getting back to Earth before he dies.

Suddenly, the voice of reason speaks in Scott's mind. "Scott, you fool, do something and get out of space before you're destroyed!"

He doesn't bother to reply out loud, but consciously, he decides to snap out of it and head back to Earth. With a major heave, Scott propells himself in the direction of Earth. Scott smiles drunkenly, knowing he's going home.

But wait a minute...

The voice of reason begins screaming in Scott's head. "Scott! Don't you remember? Anything that re-enters Earth's atmosphere burns up to a crisp! Stop yourself, Scott! Before you die! You don't want to die like this, do you?!"

Scott doesn't answer. He knows his fate is controlled by more powerful beings. "If they want me to die, I'll die!" he thinks out loud, all the while, smiling drunkenly and further soiling himself.

  1. Scott hits the Earth's atmosphere, burns up in re-entry, and what's left of him can be put in a shoebox.
  2. A satellite deflects Scott and sends him back into deep space.
  3. Scott hits a solid surface, and wakes up in a bar's bathroom.
  4. For some reason, Earth is no longer there...
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Ben McClellan

Sat Dec 26 02:51:39 1998