Scott Gets A Higher Education

Endless Perspectives - episode 87176

Feeling extremely boneheaded for not retaining an attorney to represent him; Scott goes to the local high School to further his "higher" education. Years ago he wouldn't have had a problem finding people who thought weed is cool. But nowadays with the threat of jail and the DARE narcs behind every rosebush of the public schools; Scott is left with little recourse but to go deep undercover to find that oppressed segment of schoolchildren who think weed is cool. Knowing that the most obvious place is really the least obvious place Scott proceeds immediately to the DARE office located near the gymnasium. Since the school's DARE officer was out shaking down students who think weed is cool; Scott went right to the evidence locker. There he found a bountiful assortment of marijuana, LSD, heroin, cocaine, and angel dust. Scott lined his pockets with the stash. Just then he heard the clanging of the DARE officer's nightstick on the skull of a student suspected of thinking weed is cool. Scott had to act fast. Scott needs to make some quick choices here.

  1. Scott accepts the consequences of his break in
  2. Scott dares to say no to DARE
  3. Scott challenges the DARE officer to some 1 on 1 in the gymnasium
  4. Scott offers sexual favors to the DARE officer in return for his life
  5. Scott tells the DARE officer he is really his undercover supervisor
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Michael Schroeder

Thu Apr 1 21:51:50 1999