Never too old

Endless Perspectives - episode 3601

"Look at him!" says the first man.
"His mother and father have obviously not taught him basic needs!" says the second man, pointing. "A grown man should know to use the lavatory instead of this!"

Scott looks up and says "Hey man, it was a choice! I wanted to wet myself, so here I am doing that! Don't bring my parents into this!"

"Are you done yet?" asks the first man.
"We really need to proceed on our quest to seek the Holy Mail." says the second man.
"Okay, okay, I'm done, I'm done!" says Scott, getting up. His trousers are visably wet. "Come on, let's go already."

Scott and his two nameless companions set off on the quest to seek the Holy Mail, whatever that is...

1. The mushroom patch suddenly explodes.
2. Scott finds "regular" mail in a mailbox down the trail.
3. The two men snicker whenever Scott ignores a portable toilet.
4. At a stable, they throw away the coconut shells and get real horses.
5. "Holy Mail?" And what are the names of the other men?

Tue Jan 26 01:11:27 1999

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