Meaning of Life

Endless Perspectives - episode 30460

"Scott, I'm going to tell you the meaning of life!" said the wallpaper.
"Really? You know what it is?!" asks a surprised Scott.
"Absolutely! Some people believe that the ultimate meaning of life lies somewhere you never expect to find it! Did you ever expect wallpaper to know that? Now pull up a chair and I'll tell you!"

Scott hurriedly pulls up an easy chair and sits down, anxiously awaiting the meaning of life.

"Ready Scott?" asks the wallpaper.
"Yes! Let's hear it!" replies Scott, practically bouncing up and down on his chair.
"All right, we'll begin..."

Life (lif>, n., pl. lives
1. the condition which distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic objects and dead organisms. The distinguishing manifestations of life are: growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally. 2. (collectively) the distinguishing phenomena (esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and spontaneous adaptation to environment) of plants and animals, arising out of the energy relationships with protoplasm. 3. the animate existance, or the term of animate existance, of an individual: to risk one's life. 4. a corresponding state, existance, or principle of existance conceived as belonging to the soul: eternal life. 5. the term of existance, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine or a lease. 6. a living being: several lives were lost. 7. living things collectively, whether animals or plants: insect life. 8. course or mode of existance: married life. 9. a biography: a life of Churchill. 10. animation, liveliness: a speech full of life. 11. that which makes or keeps alive; the vivifying or quickening principle. 12. existance in the world of affairs, society, etc. 13. one who or that which enlivens: the life of the party. 14. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines. 15. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition. 16. the living form or model as the subject of representation in art. [ME; OE lif, c. D liif body, G leib, Icel. lif life, body] --Syn. 10. vivacity, sprightliness, spirit. --Ant. 10. inertness, dullness

  1. Realizing he had been duped, Scott attacks the wallpaper with sharp scissors.
  2. By now, Scott has been bored to sleep.
  3. Scott yells about how he could've found that definition in any dictionary.
  4. Scott is distracted by the movie on the television.
  5. The house suddenly explodes.
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Ben McClellan
Definition from The American College Dictionary, published 1966, give or take twenty years...

Mon Apr 26 16:33:52 1999

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