"What is this place?" Scott wonders aloud.
He makes his way up the broken path, littered with broken rocks and tree limbs. The gate leading to the house is wide open, with a boarded-up gatehouse on the right hand side. Scott struggles to keep his balance while walking on the rough path. Then, Scott notices a very overpowering smell coming from the house.
Inside the gatehouse is an ugly man. He's drunk, and he sits on his chair on the verge of passing out. Scott is very startled to see this.
"Whaddya want, boy?!" slurs the ugly man.
"Excuse me," Scott smiles, "but where am I?"
"The locals call thish...the House of Weird Shittersh!" replies the drunk.
Scott puts two and two together. The stench from the house. The "House of Weird Shitters". A big mess inside, probably!
So he turned and ran away from the House of Weird Shitters and the drunk in the gatehouse. Scott ran over hill and over dale (poor Dale!) as fast as he could. A mile from the house, Scott discovers a small building. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he opened the door.
Inside were five doors. A large banner above the doors clearly read "Enter here for a new place!" Which door will Scott open and walk through?
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Sun May 9 01:15:36 1999
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