Weed ain't cool

Endless Perspectives - episode 1927

"Weed ain't cool." That's what the cops who caught Scott and his Zebra-Hybrid told him when they caught them taking bags of dope from a stash next to the creek. "Weed ain't cool" was the phrase that teachers and D.A.R.E. members told Scott and his friends when they were growing up in school. "Weed ain't cool" became the butt of jokes for Scott's friends who started smoking pot in high school, staying a little high on bud every day.

"Weed ain't cool" followed the Miranda rights as Scott was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana, as well as intending to use the Zebra-Hybrid to transport it. As for the zebra, it was taken to animal control and destroyed. All Scott heard on the way downtown was "Weed ain't cool!", in between explanations on how stupid Scott must be.

The judge gave Scott a year's probation, since this was his first offense. It could have been worse. Scott could have been put into prison for six months, getting anally raped by big inmates who think weed is very cool, along with cocaine and heroin, and ingest all that daily. Scott is told by the judge to be good, and above all, "Weed ain't cool!"

Scott's a free man. Now what?

  1. Goes home and hides in bed for a year.
  2. "Is Jaegermeister cool?" Let's find out!
  3. Scott thinks prison rape can't be that bad, and so...
  4. Joins a neighborhood crusade to stomp out drugs.
  5. Undercover at high school, Scott finds lots of people who think weed is cool.
  6. Nobody said anything about LSD!
  7. Off to find a new zebra-hybrid.
Go back - Go to the parent episode.

Ben McClellan

Tue Jan 26 01:27:41 1999

Linking Enabled