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Endless Perspectives - episode 17603

Scott and Lizzy decide that maybe they should date first before they try and swallow each other. So they decide to go to a movie.

They arrive at the movie theater, only to find the only film that hasn't been completely sold out was Leonard Part Six. Scott and Lizzy reluctantly buy tickets and go in.

Goddamn, this movie is horrible. Bill Cosby should stick to sitcoms and comedy albums! Finally, Lizzy says something. "Scott, we're the only two people in this theater!"
"I know," says Scott, his senses dulled by the horrible movie.
"You want to leave or...you know?" says Lizzy with that look in her eyes.
"You know...?" asks Scott, confused.
He learns when Lizzy leans over and kisses the hell out of him.

For ten minutes, Scott doesn't know where he is. He doesn't even see or hear the movie, he's that deep with Lizzy. But reality comes crashing down when Scott feels a solid substance crash into his back. He looks up, and realizes while he and Lizzy were kissing, they somehow rolled all the way from the very last row down to the stage. The movie screen is right above them. Scott also has one hand under Lizzy's sweater and one leg caught between both of hers.
"How did we get down here?" asks Scott.
"Don't know, don't care either!" smiles Lizzy. "I had more fun necking than sitting through this painful film!"

  1. They continue to kiss, ignoring the movie.
  2. Scott and Lizzy leave, forever going their seperate ways when they arrive home.
  3. Scott and Lizzy think they can get away with actually having sex in the empty theater.
  4. The movie screen collapses on top of them.
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Ben McClellan

Sun Apr 25 01:49:15 1999

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