Help!

Endless Perspectives - episode 16264

With great care, Scott pulls the bloody knife from your body, wraps it in a towel and sets it down on the floor. After pressing bandages on your wound, Scott runs to the window, throws it open and yells...

"HELP!"

Within five minutes, a short man with a droopy mustache, paint-splattered overalls, a painter's cap, and a permanent smile knocks on the door. Scott answers it.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Scott.
"You called for me! My name is Help!" says the man.
"Oh, good God!" says Scott, shaking his head and covering up his face.
"So where's the problem, man?" asks Help.

Scott points. You are barely alive at this point.

  1. Help turns out to be a big help, and you're rushed to the hospital within minutes.
  2. Help is no help at all, and you die on the floor.
  3. Scott and Help think you're all right and play a few hands of poker.
  4. For some reason, Help blinks out of existance.
  5. Help gets in a jam and calls for his friends Assistance, Back-Up, Partner and Rescue.
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Ben McClellan

Wed Jan 27 20:47:21 1999

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