Easy way out

Endless Perspectives - episode 12340

As Biff raises his fist to knock Scott's lights out, Scott shouts "I do not need this!" really loud and slams the door in Biff's face. While Biff continues to pound on the door, Scott picks up the phone and calls the police, informing them of the problem. "He's attempting a home invasion trying to kill me just because I made one little joke about him last night when I was out with friends!" Scott informs the operator, cleverly forgetting the fact that it was more than one little joke. When the operator dispatches a few policemen to Scott's apartment, he hangs up, goes to the bathroom to pop a few aspirins and comes back to the living room to wait for the cops to come.

All the while, Biff is still pounding on the door. "Open up, you ugly fuck! I'm gonna kill your ass right now, so be a man and take it!" he shouts. Scott had set up a tape recorder by the door, and it's recording everything Biff yells. "Every threat he makes, it adds another six months to his inevitable prison sentence!" Scott thinks as he waits for the cops.

Suddenly, a scuffle breaks out! "POLICE! Hold it right there!" a voice yells.
Next Scott hears punching and bodies bumping into the wall, with lots of yelling. Biff yells the loudest, of course. Finally, someone knocks on the door. "POLICE! Open up!"

Scott rushes to the door, and opens it. He also stops the tape recorder. A police officer stands at the door, as the other five officers administer the Miranda rights to Biff, lying face down and handcuffed in the hallway. "Are you Scott?" asks the cop.
"Yeah, that's me." Scott replies.
"You did the right thing by calling, Scott," replies the officer. "This Biff character's responsible for a few liquor store break-ins and a few assault cases! We've been looking to catch him for weeks!"
"Whoa...really?" asks an amazed Scott.

After ten minutes, Scott officially presses charges against Biff and gives the police the tape of him pounding on the door and making threats. The police drag him away, kicking and screaming. Scott watches them disappear down the hallway and smiles.

  1. Jump to Biff's courtroom trial.
  2. No trial, because Biff is gang-raped and murdered in the holding cell.
  3. Scott is transported far away from home and can't make the trial as the plaintiff.
  4. Inspired, Scott becomes the local narc, reporting everyone that looks suspicious to him.
  5. The cops throw Biff through a silver door?
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Ben McClellan

Thu Mar 4 13:28:54 1999

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